The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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110 - Something About a Handjob

2023-11-11

Your favorite petalheads discuss coffee, navel pulling, fun nuggets, sugar, alcohol, Zepbound, ASMR, pacemakers, happiness, higher consciousness, hi-tech-hijinks, and talking with NetNed about the Nashville Shooter manifesto.

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107 - Sound Boyd

2023-10-21

Your favorite petalheads talk pumpkin seeds, a new taste, Ozempic, B12, Formaldehyde, statins, cold meds, oreos, preemies, happy pets, and the latest in happiness, higher consciousness, and high-tech hijinks!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 160 MB - Duration: 2:55:10m (121 kbps 44100 Hz)
106 - Red Dye 33

2023-10-14

Your favorite petalheads talk about breathing, exercise, Ozempic and Mounjaro news, stupid AI tricks, cheese, gingers are normal, holy herb and high-tech hijinks.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 160 MB - Duration: 2:49:46m (125 kbps 44100 Hz)
105 - Apple Regret

2023-10-08

Your favorite petalheads discuss exercise, metabolically healthy obesity, vegan marketing, health care in rural towns, breathing, and the latest in health, happiness, and high-tech hijinks.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 135 MB - Duration: 2:29:35m (125 kbps 44100 Hz)
104 - Never A Straight Answer

2023-10-07

Your favorite petalheads discuss pharma, dark tea, another poor-man's Ozempic, the latest in happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hinjks.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 119 MB - Duration: 2:00:27m (132 kbps 44100 Hz)
103 - Goatus Effect

2023-09-30

Your favorite petalheads discuss Blue Zones, Ginger, Forgetting Words, Peanut Allergies, Ozempic, Banana Spiders, Plastics and Autism, Regrowing Teeth, Allergies, Happiness, Higher Consciousness, and High Tech Horseshit

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 165 MB - Duration: 2:22:18m (155 kbps 48000 Hz)
102 - iPhone Strippers

2023-09-23

Your favorite petalheads discuss MAFLD, the establishment discouraging ancestral eating, what not to eat on Ozepmic, happiness stories, some toast and jam, football shenanigans, smartphones on wheels, and smartphones are...boring!

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101 - Goat Self

2023-09-16

Your favorite petalheads discuss kids being fed drugs, what's not in your toothpaste, cheap "Ozempic", sleep, keeping gender identity from parents, happiness, higher consciousness, and a whole lot of toast and jam.

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100 - Two Nuts In Love

2023-09-09

Your favorite petalheads talk to Laurien and Spencer about the origins of this podcast..and the love that blossomed in the bowl..

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 245 MB - Duration: 3:21:47m (162 kbps 48000 Hz)
99 - Citrus and Citrus Accessories

2023-09-03

Your favorite petalheads discuss the health, happiness, and higher consciousness benefits of lemon oil, Death in the Marseilles Tarot, RIP WordPad, and Amber Alerts in Tennessee.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 116 MB - Duration: 1:30:48m (170 kbps 48000 Hz)
98 - Sandpaper Dildo

2023-09-02

Your favorite petalheads discuss measuring glucose in saliva, pink slime, pharma, smoking, Ozempic, bad tricks with AI, happy stories, higher consciousness news, and stupid tech tricks.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 196 MB - Duration: 2:30:50m (173 kbps 48000 Hz)
97 - Boobs, Blunts, and Blowjobs

2023-08-26

Your favorite petalheads discuss lampshades, medical debt, stupid ChatGPT tricks, toddler screen time, plant-based straws, sleep, happiness, higher consciousness, spoofing Apple devices, and shadow access.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 164 MB - Duration: 2:06:39m (173 kbps 48000 Hz)
96 - Semenglutide

2023-08-19

Your favorite petalheads talk about Borax, Inflammation and Social Media, the latest pharm shenanigans, energy drinks, meat glue, summer SAD, the male libido, happy stories, high stories, and tech bullshit.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 145 MB - Duration: 1:54:59m (168 kbps 48000 Hz)
95 - In The Pot

2023-08-12

Your favorite petalheads talk about pharma, doctors, Ozempic, the politics of medicine, happiness, higher consciousness, and hardware-level bugs in PCs.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 189 MB - Duration: 2:30:38m (167 kbps 48000 Hz)
94 - Hot Flesh Garbage

2023-08-05

Your favorite petalheads talk about venting, Ozempic, Vegetarianism, School Lunches, some happy stories, rideshare news, higher consciousness news, pretending to work, and tech fails.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 195 MB - Duration: 2:37:00m (165 kbps 48000 Hz)
93 - Peanut Butter Puppy Time

2023-07-29

Your favorite petalheads talk about aspartame, what real doctors tell their patients about weight loss, bugs, pharma, naps, studies say, coffee, a man and his dog, turtles, higher consciousness news, and tech facepalms.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 164 MB - Duration: 2:13:59m (163 kbps 48000 Hz)
92.5 - WTAF

2023-07-22

Your favorite petalheads talk about their adventures in Israel and a few other things related to health, happiness, and the pursuit of a higher consciousness!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 213 MB - Duration: 2:49:16m (168 kbps 48000 Hz)
91 - Buffalo Billism

2023-07-01

Your favorite petalheads talk about exercise, food, poop, toast, happiness, higher consciousness, and stupid "tech" stories.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 170 MB - Duration: 2:20:30m (161 kbps 48000 Hz)
90 - Lyft Deez Nuts

2023-06-24

Your favorite petalheads talk Ozempic, Aspirin, other pharma, liquor, being a farmer, finding an iPhone in the ocean, the latest in achieving a higher consciousness, and a few tech stories.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 194 MB - Duration: 2:44:52m (157 kbps 48000 Hz)
89 - Raw Pheonix

2023-06-17

Your favorite petalheads talk about food, keto, sugars, grains, seed oils, happiness and higher consciousness news, and arming bears, and a little tech bullcrap.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 189 MB - Duration: 2:32:51m (164 kbps 48000 Hz)
88 - Tongue Tarded

2023-06-11

Your favorite petalheads talk Covid, "Diet" Drugs, hard work paying off, what's happening in Mississippi, some weed news, and ChatGPT bullcrap.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 147 MB - Duration: 1:57:39m (167 kbps 48000 Hz)
87 - Low Dose of CBDC

2023-06-10

Your favorite petalheads talk about food, pharma, cancer, AI, happiness, achieving a higher consciousness, buggy cybersecurity tech, and more!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 131 MB - Duration: 1:48:22m (162 kbps 48000 Hz)
86 - Pheonix Tested Troll Approved

2023-06-04

Your favorite petalheads talk about Ozempic, Fake Food, Sugar, Real Food, Contact Lenses, how to be happier, and higher consciousness talk!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 154 MB - Duration: 2:03:16m (167 kbps 48000 Hz)
85 - The Dick Episode

2023-06-03

Your favorite petalheads talk about Covid, some "no duh" stories, that smell, what you learn from bad relationships, humbleness versus humility, higher consciousness talk, ChatGPT, and more!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 175 MB - Duration: 2:22:52m (163 kbps 48000 Hz)
84 - CheckGPT

2023-05-27

Your favorite petalheads talk about Ozempic, heart health, the dangers of your phone, the ways you can find happiness, ChatGPT, and more!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 224 MB - Duration: 3:03:32m (162 kbps 48000 Hz)
83 - Government Dick in the Soup

2023-05-20

Your favorite petalheads talk about bats, monkey pox, the cold, being ignored, relationship red flags, and the latest in pursuing a higher consciousness. Enjoy!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 90 MB - Duration: 2:13:15m (906 kbps 48000 Hz)
82 - The Matriarch

2023-05-14

Your favorite petalheads interview Pheonix's mom. PheonixJr also makes an on-mic appearance.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 39 MB - Duration: 1:04:00m (824 kbps 48000 Hz)
81 - Fried Bikini

2023-05-13

Your favorite petalheads talk fake food, cancer, pharma, Fake Nurses, Alzheimers, finding happiness , establishing boundaries, and the latest in achieving a higher consciousness.

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80 - Fried Oprah

2023-05-06

Your favorite petalheads talk about sugar, honey, pollution, big pharma, mixed messages from the medical establishment, and more!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 117 MB - Duration: 2:47:59m (934 kbps 48000 Hz)
79 - Full Circle Incompetence

2023-04-29

Your favorite petalheads talk about Mediterranean Diets, Ozempic and other dumb things people do to lose weight, how Delta 8 isn't 50 state legal, and more!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 109 MB - Duration: 2:36:52m (928 kbps 48000 Hz)
78 - Princess Pee

2023-04-22

Your favorite petalheads talk about the case against sugar, bowling, the pursuit of a higher consciousness, and more!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 126 MB - Duration: 2:35:30m (108 kbps 48000 Hz)
77 - Random Toads and Rabbit Holes

2023-04-15

Your favorite petalheads talk about their travels and visitors over the last two weeks.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 77 MB - Duration: 1:25:16m (121 kbps 48000 Hz)
76 - Company Cones

2023-04-08

Your favorite petalheads get a surprise visit in-studio from HempressEmily and Saint Tom!

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75 - Episode 75 1/3

2023-04-02

Your favorite pedalheads talk about their great reset, the Nashville school shooting, and more!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 86 MB - Duration: 1:51:28m (103 kbps 48000 Hz)
74 - Burn The Farts

2023-03-25

Your favorite petalheads talk about Neroli oil and the stuff Tarot's been telling PhoneBoy.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 52 MB - Duration: 1:09:23m (101 kbps 48000 Hz)
73 - Sugar Panic

2023-03-18

Your favorite pedalheads talk about how your diet affects your mental health.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 114 MB - Duration: 2:41:39m (944 kbps 48000 Hz)
72 - Taxable Tail

2023-03-11

Your favorite pedalheads talk intimacy, or into me I see, through the lens of The Love Guru and our own experiences.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 61 MB - Duration: 1:29:52m (910 kbps 44100 Hz)
71 - Cult of Cunt

2023-03-04

Your favorite petalheads talk about past and present cults, how they appear to be running things, and what we can do about it.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 78 MB - Duration: 1:45:45m (988 kbps 44100 Hz)
70 - Va Poo Rize

2023-02-25

Your favorite petalheads talk about the Deepwater Horizon oil spill from 2010 and how they're still using the same playbook.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 112 MB - Duration: 2:09:14m (115 kbps 44100 Hz)
69 - Pussy Purgatory

2023-02-18

Your favorite petalheads talk about sandalwood oil and a few different tarot cards: The Queen of Swords, the Two of Cups, and the Four of Wands.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 75 MB - Duration: 1:41:42m (989 kbps 44100 Hz)
68 - Passion of the PhoneBoy

2023-02-11

Your favorite petalheads discuss the compromised pharmaceutical medical media industrial complex.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 92 MB - Duration: 2:16:00m (911 kbps 44100 Hz)
67 - Lotus and the Effect

2023-02-04

Your favorite pedalheads talk about dreams.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 52 MB - Duration: 1:21:02m (869 kbps 44100 Hz)
66 - Doctor Douchebag

2023-01-28

Your favorite pedalheads talk about the cabal that is the food system in the United States.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 64 MB - Duration: 1:35:16m (901 kbps 44100 Hz)
65 - Yo Donot

2023-01-21

Your favorite pedalheads are joined by HempressEmily to talk about the origins of the SNAP program in the United States and its nefarious benefactors.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 94 MB - Duration: 2:43:21m (774 kbps 44100 Hz)
64 - Frankenstein's Lube

2023-01-14

Your favorite petalheads discuss The Fool in Tarot and Frankincense Oil

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 61 MB - Duration: 1:33:06m (880 kbps 44100 Hz)
63 - Judyism

2023-01-07

Your favorite petalheads talk about the third rail of religion.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 74 MB - Duration: 1:49:13m (915 kbps 44100 Hz)
62 - Christ on a Crossfader

2022-12-31

Your favorite petalheads review 2022 through clips of The Lotus Effect from the first half of 2022.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 77 MB - Duration: 1:54:13m (902 kbps 44100 Hz)
61 - Hypocrite's Oath

2022-12-25

Your favorite petalheads talk with someone who works in the pharmaceutical industry and learn a few things about what they're (not) doing.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 80 MB - Duration: 2:13:59m (801 kbps 44100 Hz)
60 - Festivus Yes, Bagels No

2022-12-24

Your favorite pedalheads tell you the history of Krampus and Santa Claus

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 80 MB - Duration: 2:01:38m (882 kbps 44100 Hz)
59 - Bleaching the Salt

2022-12-17

Your favorite petalheads talk about salt...and how it's not as bad as the mainstream medical establishment says it is.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 68 MB - Duration: 1:46:36m (862 kbps 44100 Hz)
58 - Offensive to Most Podcasters

2022-12-10

In this episode, your favorite petalheads read the letters they wrote to their 18 year old selves.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 41 MB - Duration: 1:01:01m (902 kbps 44100 Hz)
57 - The Podcast Nobody Wanted

2022-12-03

Your favorite petalheads talk about their humble beginnings and how it all grew from a podcast.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 105 MB - Duration: 2:38:15m (888 kbps 44100 Hz)
56 - Sticking My Dick in Things

2022-11-26

Your favorite petalheads talk about the bogativeness behind Thanksgiving.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 47 MB - Duration: 1:12:14m (877 kbps 44100 Hz)
55 - Them Buzzy Fuckers

2022-11-19

Your favorite petalheads talk about rosemary oil and two tarot cards: Justice and Judgement.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 64 MB - Duration: 1:37:51m (880 kbps 44100 Hz)
54 - Another Bullshit Marketing Term

2022-11-12

Your favorite petalheads talk about alcohol...and how it's just as bad for you as sugar.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 54 MB - Duration: 1:21:55m (891 kbps 44100 Hz)
53 - Six Degrees of Fear

2022-11-05

Your favorite petalheads talk about fear...and how it controls us all.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 76 MB - Duration: 1:51:04m (923 kbps 44100 Hz)
52 - Shitshow Artists

2022-10-29

Your favorite pedalheads deconstruct the classic War of the Worlds broadcast from 1938.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 87 MB - Duration: 2:14:24m (863 kbps 44100 Hz)
51 - Slutty Soul

2022-10-22

Your favorite petalheads talk about reincarnation and karma.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 43 MB - Duration: 1:00:28m (967 kbps 44100 Hz)
50 - Empathically Baked

2022-10-15

Your favorite petalheads talk about empaths...and what we've learned since we covered this in episode 3.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 103 MB - Duration: 2:30:41m (911 kbps 44100 Hz)
49 - Let The Trolls Win

2022-10-08

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about psilocybin and what a strange trip it can be.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 61 MB - Duration: 1:26:09m (944 kbps 44100 Hz)
48 - Cavalcade of Chaos

2022-10-01

Your favorite petalheads talk about stress...how it's sometimes a good thing, how it can be a bad thing, and how to mitigate the effects.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 73 MB - Duration: 1:44:45m (934 kbps 44100 Hz)
47 - Saltier Sweater

2022-09-24

Your favorite petalheads talk about the myths and facts of sweating

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 54 MB - Duration: 1:19:11m (923 kbps 44100 Hz)
46 - Gold Cap Rush

2022-09-17

Your favorite petalheads talk about life and the afterlife with RevCyberTrucker!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 86 MB - Duration: 2:09:36m (885 kbps 44100 Hz)
45 - It's All Happened Before

2022-09-11

Your favorite petalheads talk about their favorite conspiracy theories...that aren't 9/11. We also hear from other petalheads about their favorite conspiracy theories.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 72 MB - Duration: 1:42:30m (945 kbps 44100 Hz)
44 - Come Right Across Your Battles

2022-09-10

Your favorite petalheads talk about Clove Oil and Temperance.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 46 MB - Duration: 1:07:30m (920 kbps 44100 Hz)
43 - 33 to 1 Orgasm Ratio

2022-09-03

Your favorite petalheads talk about everyone's favorite solo activity.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 48 MB - Duration: 1:08:18m (939 kbps 44100 Hz)
42 - The Ass Crack of Horowitz

2022-09-02

Pheonix and PhoneBoy interview Laurien and Spencer

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 123 MB - Duration: 2:49:50m (969 kbps 44100 Hz)
41 – Saturated Frats

2022-08-27

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about healthy fats: what are they and are you really consuming them?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 59 MB - Duration: 1:24:30m (935 kbps 44100 Hz)
40 – Meet Your Meat

2022-08-20

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about being tracked on mobile phones and the fun they’ve had over the last week.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 62 MB - Duration: 1:26:20m (963 kbps 44100 Hz)
39 – Mirror Mirror

2022-08-14

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about narcissism and how its touched them.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 105 MB - Duration: 2:28:49m (948 kbps 44100 Hz)
38 – Cleaner Than A Nun’s Asshole

2022-08-13

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about the journey Pheonix embarked on two weeks ago, the tarot reading PhoneBoy did to advise her on how to approach it, and how it turned out.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 63 MB - Duration: 1:26:25m (984 kbps 44100 Hz)
37 – Put Your Face in a Fucking Cow

2022-08-06

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about beef…it’s what’s for dinner, after all.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 52 MB - Duration: 1:13:05m (960 kbps 44100 Hz)
36 – Never The Wrong Number

2022-07-30

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk magic numbers.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 73 MB - Duration: 1:38:14m (997 kbps 44100 Hz)
35 – Canola Cake

2022-07-23

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about diabetes of the second kind.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 115 MB - Duration: 2:40:15m (957 kbps 44100 Hz)
34 – People Eating Tasty Assholes

2022-07-16

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about veganism…and how it’s everything they say it’s not.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 122 MB - Duration: 2:19:00m (117 kbps 44100 Hz)
33 – Big Pharma’s Nut

2022-07-09

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about fasting: what is it? Why is it And the most outrageous thing you’ve done in a car.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 68 MB - Duration: 1:23:31m (110 kbps 44100 Hz)
32 – Some Guy Gave You Wood

2022-07-02

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about exercise: the physical and mental benefits. Does sex count as exercise? And the most outrageous thing you’ve done in a car.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 119 MB - Duration: 1:31:41m (173 kbps 48000 Hz)
31 – Time, Trolling, and Treasure

2022-06-25

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about the truth behind keto and the bullshit marketing term that keto has become.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 92 MB - Duration: 1:54:51m (107 kbps 44100 Hz)
30 – It Makes You Go Crap

2022-06-18

In this episode, your favorite petalheads talk about the health benefits…and possible risks…of coffee.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 72 MB - Duration: 1:29:38m (107 kbps 44100 Hz)